In other news, I'm having way too much fun attaching Texts From Last Night to classic movies. Way too much fun. I think I hit on a fuckin' goldmine when I started to do ones for Casablanca and realised Captain Renault was perfect for them. I mean, TFLN is all about questionable sexual choices and drinking until you drop, and he is all about that. ( Read more... )

-Slightly better now, but still really fatigued and urf and getting restless legs and cold shivers. I was great yesterday because I'd got 7 hours of sleep (after having been awake for three days straight) but last night, I got only four hours or so thanks to CERTAIN PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET FUCKING THROWING CONRAD VEIDT/CLAUDE RAINS RPS ABOUT and I ( Read more... )

Whoops, almost forgot to post this one on here. Captain Renault gives Major Strasser a warm welcome.

( Meanwhile, in Casablanca... )

-Watched White Banners today and enjoyed it way more than I'd expected to, which was a good bonus. I kind of knew about the plot beforehand so it didn't surprise me, and there were a few bits where it was a bit anvilly about self-sacrificing morals in a way that made my teeth itch (the way a lot of movies about women's decisions back then were), ( Read more... )

Thoughts while backing my crap up to external HDs ( Read more... )

-Got the slave market fic back from acitymadeofsong and can breathe more easily now. I've got it all set up for posting and stuff, and now I'm actually squirming a bit because I am still trying to wait until the 22th to post it. Shall see if I can last that long ( Read more... )

-I've been trying to watch tons of old movies and other stuff to keep my mind occupied. But it's horrible because I just went on a Connie binge again like I'd been starving myself and--he frightens me. Like, after you've seen him do the whole evilsex thing and after you've heard him purr and do that panther glide and--there's nobody who can compare ( Read more... )

Title: Stratagem
Author: snowgrouse
Fandom: Casablanca (1942)
Pairing: Louis Renault/Heinrich Strasser
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hatesex, BDSM, mild scat and watersports
Length: ~10 000 words
Summary: Captain Louis Renault sets out to humiliate Major Strasser in a most satisfactory way.

A/N: Yes, I am aware I am going to hell. Beta thanks to the lovely acitymadeofsong, who ( Read more... )

Fortunaudentes (nuraicha) and I were watching that scene in Casablanca where Renault invites Rick to his table with Strasser, and Strasser does his "ve haf a kompleat dozzier on you" thing and we went from there.

( Cut for length and some seriously dirty, kinky smut )

Also, has anyone got a spare white French 1940s police uniform? The first PR for Redemption '15 arrived and I suddenly had this urge to go dressed as Captain Renault. I mean, that'd only be appropriate, given my reputation at cons and all. And I don't mean the whole witty thing. I mean, c'mon, a pint-sized biwhore. Who also spends quite a while ( Read more... )